Before Inebriety

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

you know you love someone when you can spend the entire night just sitting by the fire, watching them sleep... (Dawson's Creek)

tipsy: so true. ako nga walang fire eh, sa dilim lang.
d: ang baduy mo!

Lose 3 centimeters in 3 days!!!

DISAAR

HOT

LONG

Contains:

22% chili ext.

22% ginger ext.

10% herbal ext.

15% lanolin oil

5% cetyl alcohol

TOTAL = 74% (heh?)

It’s definitely GOYO! The girl in the photo probably doesn’t even know that her picture is on this product. The percentages don’t even add up. Yet, girls still buy it in the sheer desperation of looking good without exerting effort.

Aack! All in the name of vanity. Sayang sa pera.

X: Pero 100ish lang siya. And it’s all natural anyway. No harm done. If it doesn’t work, eh di fine. If it does, eh di ok! Cheh. Pera ko ‘to!

TIPSY: You’re not gonna lose 3 cm in 3 days, unless you eat the whole tube of DISAAR and get hospitalized. Boo!

dahleng: hindi n'ya kasalanan na pinili mong maging importante s'ya sa buhay mo. hindi mo kasalanan ang maging masaya dahil sa mga bagay na ginagawa mo para sa kanya. pero malaking kasalanan yung umasa na sana isang araw maging importante ka rin sa buhay n'ya.
tipsy: huh?!
dahleng: kung hindi ka n'ya priority, e hindi ka n'ya talaga priority. wala ka ng magagawa!