Before Inebriety

Sec 1. Love is a negotiable instrument when it conforms to the following requirements:

1. It is written in the heart and signed by the maker;

2. Must contain an unconditional promise of affection that will certainly involve effort and money;

3. Must be reciprocable on demand or at a fixed or determinable future time;

4. Must be reciprocable to bearer;

5. Must be addressed to a holder who must be named or otherwise indicated with reasonable certainty.

Sec 2. An unqualified promise of affection is unconditional though coupled with a statement of the transaction which gives rise to the instrument.

Sec 3. Holder of a Heart in Due Course -

A holder of a heart in due course is a holder who has taken the heart under the following conditions:

1. that it is complete and regular on its face;

2. that she became the holder of it before it was broken;

3. that she took it in good faith and for value;

4. that at the time it was negotiated to her, she had no notice of any infirmity in the instrument or defect in the title of the person negotiating it.